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The Woman in the Yard Review: Blumhouse’s Latest Uninspired Piece

Every once in a while, a horror movie trailer promises chills but delivers yawns. The Woman in the Yard (2025) is exactly that—a $12 million Blumhouse misfire that left me feeling like I should have gone for the other one instead. My straightforward review? It’s a very dry movie with nothing new to offer. Old horror tales have been picked, recycled, and presented in quite a non-impactful way.

Pardon me for being too blunt, but the film lacks a creative soul. Not sure if 2025 is a good year for horror movies anymore.

It’s hard to escape the feeling that The Woman in the Yard is a horror film running on empty, cobbling together fragments of better, smarter movies without much new to say. At a time when the genre is crying out for reinvention, this is a throwback nobody asked for.

If you’re curious—or just a die-hard Blumhouse loyalist—give it a shot. 

And as readers of CineCinnati know, I’ll often champion an underdog, even one with a low IMDb score, if there’s a spark of promise. 

Sadly, this particular feature leaves a bitter aftertaste.

I will tell you the details ahead, but there could be spoilers.

Proceed with caution: mild spoilers ahead.

A Stale Plot with No Bite

The lady in the chair joins the movie quite early. You might feel like that’s a good thing, but she just sits there for a while, and the movie focuses more on the family drama. Ramona (Danielle Deadwyler), a newly widowed mother of two kids, Taylor (Peyton Jackson) and Annie (Estella Kahiha), has a leg injury from the accident that killed her husband.

The movie begins with her thinking about her husband and waking up to the news that there’s no power in the home. While she starts exploring the hustle and bustle of the day, Taylor tells her of the woman in the yard. 

Unfortunately, the script feels like a patchwork of better films, with no emotional depth or originality. They tried to integrate an emotional plot with the dad’s death and everything, but it has been done so many times that the truth was predictable. 

So, if you’re hoping for Hereditary-level dread or Get Out’s sharp commentary, you’ll be disappointed.

The Second Act is Still Better

In the second act of the movie, the drama stops, and the action begins. Some of you might have already figured it out in the first act itself that the lady was none other than The Death (Okwui Okpokwasili) herself. In the second act, she reveals that Ramona has called her. 

So, the death wasn’t actually here for the kids, it was for Ramona because of her suicidal thoughts and wishes.

As the family tries to escape her supernatural strength, some attempts to spook the audience are made. But honestly, there were no good jump scares either.

There are attempts at creating tension as the family scrambles to evade her supernatural grasp, but even here, the scares are pedestrian at best. 

Jump scares are telegraphed from miles away, and moments that should haunt merely pass by with a shrug.

The Ending of The Woman in the Yard Explained

Well, after all the drama ends as the camera pans out, it moves to a painting and zooms in on it. There you see Ramona written backwards: ЯAMOИA.

My interpretation is, Ramona killed herself, and it’s her kind of afterlife where she is now stuck. Her husband’s voice is heard again before the credits roll. 

So that’s a hint. 

And the backward text represents the mirrored version of her life, where she lives the life that she has just left behind.

But that’s just me!

If you have a different theory, don’t forget to drop a comment.

Great Cast, Poor Story

Scene from The Woman in the Yard featuring Ramona, Taylor, and Annie facing supernatural forces
*Danielle Deadwyler, Peyton Jackson, and Estella Kahiha star as a family battling dark forces in The Woman in the Yard (2025).

Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra—the capable hand behind Orphan, The Shallows, and Jungle Cruise—the film has a decent cast working valiantly against a lackluster script. Performances can’t save a movie that seems unsure whether it wants to be a gothic fable or a cookie-cutter ghost story.

Ultimately, The Woman in the Yard feels like a creative dead end for both Blumhouse and Collet-Serra: a reminder that familiar horror beats, however competently staged, cannot replace genuine fear or fresh storytelling.

Well, Here’s My Final Review of The Woman in the Yard

Rating: 2 out of 5.

It’s a familiar ghost story that has a spirit but no spirit to impress the audience.

Hopefully, Blumhouse will tilt towards movies with better charm instead of delivering more disappointing projects like The Exorcist: Believer and The Woman in the Yard.

For fans like us, it will just turn Blumhouse into a red flag of horror movies, making us stay away from them in the future. And we don’t want to do that with a studio that has produced titles like Get Out and M3GAN.

At CineCinnati, I believe in giving every movie, no matter the rating, a fair chance. The Woman in the Yard may not rise to Blumhouse’s best standards, but for horror fans seeking to stay current with the genre’s offerings, it’s still worth a cautious look. As always, I am here to deliver honest, spoiler-aware reviews you can trust.

But, if you’re still curious, stream with tempered expectations—and maybe have a better backup queued up, just in case.

Well, that’s my review of The Woman in the Yard movie. Now it’s time for you to share your thoughts. Drop comments, and subscribe to keep’em reviews coming straight to your inbox.

FAQs

I guess you might have some more questions about the movie. Let me help you find the answers here.

Where can I watch The Woman in the Yard?

The Woman in the Yard is available for streaming exclusively on Prime Video as of April 15, 2025.

What is the release date of The Woman in the Yard?

The Woman in the Yard was released in theaters on March 28, 2025, before becoming available for streaming on Prime Video in April.

Is The Woman in the Yard based on a book?

No, The Woman in the Yard is not based on a book. It’s an original story created by Blumhouse and directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.

Is The Woman in the Yard streaming?

Yes, The Woman in the Yard began streaming on Prime Video starting April 15, 2025.

Is The Woman in the Yard based on a true story?

No, the film is a fictional supernatural horror story and not inspired by true events.

Who plays the Woman in The Woman in the Yard?

The mysterious woman, representing Death, is portrayed by actress Okwui Okpokwasili.

What is the meaning behind the ending of The Woman in the Yard?

The ending suggests Ramona is trapped in an afterlife, symbolized by the backward spelling of her name (ЯAMOИA), reflecting her mirrored existence after death.

Is The Woman in the Yard worth watching?

If you’re a hardcore Blumhouse or supernatural horror fan, you might find it interesting; however, most viewers may find it predictable and lacking the emotional depth or tension expected from the genre.

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